Here is a tiny silver axe which you can mentally focus on when people are being the worst. It's technically harmless, but thinking about using a full sized one is ok because nobody can see inside your head and everyone thinks about that stuff sometimes...right? Uh..
Montreal maker Elaine Ho has graced us with this tiny but awesome axe, which is cast in sterling silver and finished by hand. It measures 1.5" long and 0.75" across with a bright shiny blade and a darker, more matte oxidized silver handle. Hangs on a 22" long sterling silver chain.